From the category archives:

General Pearls of Wisdom

How to Brine a Turkey

by marty on November 27, 2011

A well-cooked meal is something I treasure among my most valuable moments in time. In this post, we look at brining meat, specifically my 2011 Thanksgiving turkey. This was the year the Packers beat the crap out of the Lions for our traditional holiday game.

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What You Shouldn’t Say

by marty on August 31, 2011

This is a post listing everything you shouldn’t say. It looks at the depth and meaning of it, and tries to help you answer for yourself, just what should I never say? And should I use an accent?

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Shark fishing on a beach is not difficult, but sometimes it can be a lot of fun. This post examines how it is also just like online marketing, in every possible way. It is also a floor wax, and a dessert topping.

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Building Lifetime Customer Value

by marty on May 2, 2011

Geordie Carswell wrote a particularly good post on PPCBlog.com recently about Building Lifetime Customer Value. I am just adding a link to it here, and my two cents worth about why I think this is a good one for you to read. Do what I say – we both know that’s always best.

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Trial Coverage of Murderer James Ray

by marty on April 1, 2011

Murdering bastard James Arthur Ray is now on trial for a triple manslaughter charge. I offer you a link here to the Salty Droid’s coverage of the trial, because that is how I roll.

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Is Mark Shurtleff Corrupt?

by marty on February 17, 2011

Is Utah’s Attorney General Mark Shurtleff corrupt? I offer you some links from the Salty Droid, so you can hear some robot opinions before you make up your own mind.

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Black Hat Versus White Hat

by marty on January 12, 2011

In 2006, a post was written that could potentially change the way you think about everything related to search engines, marketing, and your own potential. In 2011, I clip and snip whatever I want from it, and leave the rest on the cutting room floor. Join me.

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The Gift of the Magi – Revised by (se)O Henry

by marty on December 26, 2010

This is my Christmas gift to you. It is the Gift of the Magi, revised by (se)O Henry. It is full of yule and reeks of myrh. God bless us, everyone.

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Fishing for Goliath Grouper off Sanibel Island is a beautiful thing. Big fish are like big clients, when you stop to think about it. Catching a big client with an awesome marketing plan might be a lot like a successful fishing trip, if you let it be.

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The Internet Makes Everything Easy

by marty on November 27, 2010

This post looks at why it is simple and easy to make tons of money online, and if you don’t why you are such a complete loser. It looks at Freud, and brings Jung in just for giggles. It scalps your resolve.

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